Countdown to Italy

We are a week and a half out from our magical 3 week pilgrimage to Italy. We had a run of beautiful weather allowing me get a good start to a tan. I got a great deal on lodging and on our flights. I have been working out like a fool to look great. Finally got my hair to a manageable place and have a nice stream of cute outfits. But of course me being the wonderfully idiotic creature that I am, oh, and let's also mention predictable, I burnt my self. Yep, went to the beach with some girlfriends, and in only one hour I fried mid shin down to foot both legs. Forearms and hands also took a beating. Its only natural I would work so hard to feed my vain appetite to give myself a gnarly burn right before my trip. This will probably burn and then fade into a tan. I will just have to wear 45 in that area and 30 everywhere else in hopes to even out this aesthetic mutilation. I will deal with the uneven tan with exception to my birthday when we go out. I believe I have a spray tan somewhere in this house. I will just pack it and see if produces something normal for the discoteck. And hell, if that doesn't work I'll just get smashed and then it won't be an issue.

Arriverdecci miei amici!