Thursday, February 10, 2011

Construction Ryan Doll- New to market!







New to the market: Construction Ryan Doll. If Ken wasn't manly enough for you, if you found him too tan for your liking, his skin too soft and tore easily when playing in the dirt with, then you want Construction Ryan! He comes with his very own PPE. That's right, his own construction vest, boots, and hat with name on it! You can make him build, run, lift heavy objects, and perform a ridiculous amount of paperwork. He is retailing for $32 in most major toy stores. Get yours today!
Wife not included.



Monday, February 7, 2011

Wasting Away in Torrero-ville!




Well, I had to get smarter than the computer to get these photos uploaded, but I succeeded. Woot!
Last night we went to Torrero for dinner. We split the fajitas, which are to die for, and each had an adult beverage. Ry had Dos Equis and I had a Mangorita. It was a really nice evening. We mainly talked about all the forts we had built as children.
Before dinner we stopped at the Fredmeyers which is in the same parking lot and bought Ry a pair of classic chucks, he looks so cute in them.
After dinner we went to Blockbuster, also same parking lot, and browsed movies for purchase. We did the 2 for $20- Inception and Knight and Day. We watched the latter last night and I really enjoyed it. I loved Cameron Diaz, correction I love Cameron Diaz. She is so cute and funny and I just really enjoy her. The only thing I didn't get was the title- I understand the Knight part, but where does the Day part come into play. Dang you Tom Cruise and your confounded intellect!

Which Way Will the Day Go?

Well, it's 7:12 a.m. and I am still waiting to see which way my day is going to go. Instead of telling a colorful story I am just going to list out the major "events" of the morning thus far.
1) Sleep in as long as possible because of exhaustion
2) Now running late, skip shower and plan to wash and lotion after gym in locker room
3) Minor tummy ache, maybe I am just thirsty
4) Get to work, it's 6:20, need a pass to get in the building- realize pass is in car with hubby
5) Call hubby's phone several times, straight to voicemail, must have died, surprise surprise
6) Walk around to front of building and get there at the same time as a woman, I now can enter building
7) Woman works on same floor as me, I can now get up to my floor
8) In restroom putting on make up- skin is to dry, especially under eyes and make up looks disgusting
9) Scrub under eyes with paper towel, eyes now puffy and red and sore
10) Eye make up goes on better now
11) Go to put on blush and realize applicator brush is at home, have to use crappy brush supplied by manufacturer that makes blush go on uneven
12) Smudge mascara all over face- haven't done this one in a really long time
13) Pull hair into side braid, half of hair is hanging out, look unkempt
14) Door to office is unlocked and I am able to get into the office
15) Breakfast is still frozen because I wasn't planning on eating it for a whole hour
16) Found really cute present from co-worker on chair. Chipmunk meant to be a ground hog that makes funny noises
17) Computer won't recognize card reader to upload pictures from last night- Been trying for the last 45 minutes to get it to work

As you can see, the morning has been a mix of highs and lows.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Mary Ripping a Phone Book

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLzTC88DF0U

Be warned, when you view this video you will be forever altered by my awesomeness factor. You will never view me again in the same way. You will probably see a glow gently hugging my body. You will hear angels singing when I enter the room. Chuck Norris will be chump change next to me. Jean Claude Van Dam is my bitch! Etc...

Alley 24







Walk back from the Chiro
















Walk to the Chiro