Turns out if I stop chewing as much bubble gum as I had been my scary nightmares about swallowing bubble gum stops.
Seriously, try waking up in a cold sweat, middle of the night, trying to figure out whether you had just swallowed your gum or not. Throat tight, innards clenched, looking around you in the dark, thinking, "Did I swallow my gum?! Are the Doctors going to have to operate on me to get out the wad?! Wait- why the heck would I chew gum before bed?!" That's about the point I am able to calm myself down with the realization it had only been a dream.
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