Bangs

I have had Super Christina cut bangs into my head. A nice, thick, mod chunk of bangs.
These bangs have offered me a new perspective on life. I find that I am now cooler, and funnier, and overall a better person. I've also discovered that with this new perspective on life also comes super-human powers. I'm not going to call them super-hero because I don't have time to go out and save people. I find that I now have the power to stop a husband's mischievous acts dead in their tracks. I can cut a husband's slanderous tongue from completing their random acts of hate crimes. And lastly, it has made my pimp hand strong.
If any of you are considering bangs consult with your own Super Christina first. Make sure that you are the right vessel for the awesome and intense power that comes with the bangs. You might have to complete a series of test to make sure you are ready for the challenge, like say the alphabet backwards, solve square roots, and tap dance. If you pass your series of test, then maybe, just maybe you too could have Boom-Boom-Bangs!
With great power comes great responsibility. Your life will change as you know it, so please weigh the decision wisely.