Thank You Letter

Dear Ambitious Crime Entrepreneur,

Ryan and I wanted to thank you for the hard work you put forth last Friday. We can't tell you what a joy it was to find our passenger side window smashed out. Oh, maybe you don't remember us as you had smashed out 6 other car windows, we were the maroon 4-Runner that had nothing of value in it and smelled like mildew.

Before I praise you for your commendable work I wanted to apologize. We are so very sorry to have wasted your time by not keeping anything of value in our car. You put forth so much effort searching through our center console and glove compartment that we feel awful that we had nothing to offer in return. Our selfishness is unforgivable, we can only hope that you took pleasure in destroying an entire sheet of glass.

But enough of this depressing talk, let us speak of how your simple act lit a candle of joy in our lives. We truly relished spending our Saturday calling around to several different junk yards to find a replacement window. You know how we love a challenge, and finding that window certainly was! Ryan had to travel to 3 different junk yards to find what he needed, which means that was 3 different opportunities to appreciate the true appeal of a junk yard. He hasn't had to do that since college, it was a nice walk down memory lane. I thoroughly enjoyed myself as well. Vacuuming is among my most favorite of past times. And I will tell you what, the amount of times I had to vacuum the front and back seat on the passenger side to remove that glass, well it was like opening gifts on Christmas Morn. Of course, I still couldn't get it all as I found out later that day when I sliced open my finger. Maybe I could leave my car in the same spot again in hopes that you will smash it in so that I might have more opportunities to vacuum and get better! Of course I know that you will be expecting something of value this time, how about a loaf of zucchini bread?!

We just wanted to say thanks for giving us the chance to take a break from all the house work we had to do so that we could put that car back in to working condition. Your thoughtfulness is truly inspiring. We just wish there was some way to pay you back, if we could just meet you in person, we have a beautiful bat and taser we would love to personally give to you as well as a free ride in a policeman's car!

Ok, well until we meet again,

Adieu!

Sincerely,

The Browns