Planking

Let's be honest, I think we all knew it was only a matter of time before there was a planking post. So, planking, seems to be a big hit amongst football players and idiots, naturally we had to take a stab at it.

Here are the lessons that we walked away with from a night of planking:

1) Never plank on a full stomach, its amazing how much core strength you need.

2) Anything can be planked with the right attitude and determination.

3) Yes, I said anything can be planked, but planking small children is really frowned upon.

4) Large dogs on the other hand are ok to plank, so long as their owner is distracted with a riveting story and large hand gestures.

5) Alcohol enhances all planking ideas.

6) There is no small plank, only small people.

7) Small people can plank just as well as any other normal sized human being.

8) Whenever Phil Sansotta is involved plan on four things:

1) An exit strategy from the authority.

2) Loss or destruction of any valuable items.

3) Loss of willpower and only a deep desire to feed into his crazy ideas.

4) Phil will, without a doubt, break your sunglasses.

9) Never plank alone.

10) Football players should never go on strike again.

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