He is the International Man of Mystery. Men fear him, women can't resist him, and children respect him. The Agency knows him as Waldorf Salad, we civilians know him as Brown, Ryan Brown. Never without his cigarillo, bourbon, and a sophisticated button down Western shirt, Mr. Brown is class.
He has fought everything from a Russian to Sasquatch to a baby. Yes, he fought a baby; Waldorf Salad does not fear societies qualms about hitting babies, he lives by his own laws.
He invented the dessert Bourbon Balls, he coined the phrase "Live free or die young", and he was Daniel Craig's inspiration for his 007 films.
A man to be adored, admired, and any other words that start with "a", but never to be crossed- that was a "c" word but we are working with a limited vocabulary so if you take any offense you can take it up with Waldorf Salad.