Seriously?

Do you ever have one of those moments where you're like, "Really?!" That happened to me today. I was at the gym this morning, all my stuff laid out all over my machine. I was at the cleaning station wetting my towel to purge the germs from my booty enhancer when I notice this guy circling the area, clearly trying to decide where to get physical. I'm sure you can all guess where this is going, yeah, he chose the machine right next to mine. So I stand there, vigorously spraying chemicals on my towel, and I count how many stair machines there are. 12! 12 empty, vacant machines ready for use. Luckily, I had sprayed body mist on too heavily and the profuse amount of sweat I was emanating released enough smell to push him down a machine. I was like "Hells Yeah! Not on my turf!"