Phil Sansotta
heyrow
RyanMary Brown
Phily?
Phil Sansotta
heyrow
bijou?
RyanMary Brown
I'm on count down till my concert
Bijou! Ohh Bijou!
what are you doing?
I thought annie's birthday was the 25th, it is right?
Phil Sansotta
it is. I'm warming up the ipod before i got lift shit over my head:)
RyanMary Brown
will you listen to the sounds?
Phil Sansotta
im sorry that made no sense. I'm going to the gym to pick stuff up and hold it over my head.
RyanMary Brown
I knew what you were saying
Phil Sansotta
I like the sounds. hit me, hit me hard, hit me right between the eyes...
RyanMary Brown
I will let you know if they perform that song
Phil Sansotta
when is the concert?
RyanMary Brown
the limousines are one of the openers for them
tonight
Phil Sansotta
Oh Shit!
RyanMary Brown
like, 3 hours
waiting for ry to get off work
we will check in, change, get drunk in our hotel room and go party
it's going to be choice
it's going to be super boss
Phil Sansotta
btw, I made lots of comments on your fb because you shit makes me laugh. when you biffed it at the trampoline house i spit water out of my face.
haha
RyanMary Brown
LOL!
no literally, I just lol'd in my office super loud
RyanMary Brown
you like it in super slow mo did ya?
Phil Sansotta
haha awesome. i rotfl'd.
I did, yes, and the 3 replays that followed
RyanMary Brown
I'm thinking of uploading "bonus" feature for edwina
essentially that whole sandwhich scene
unedited
cuz you liked it
Phil Sansotta
I want to see that sooo bad! I really did think that was seriously funny.
RyanMary Brown
one day you can be in a video Phil! More than just professor sock
Phil Sansotta
It was the best bart because of serious you were trying to but it in there. no funny business, but it was all funny business.
Is professor sock out on the intraweb somewhere?
RyanMary Brown
yeah, he is
you want me to post the link on your page?
Phil Sansotta
I would love to be a video, I wouldn't muck it up like rybro. what a ham:) and yes, post that next level shit!
RyanMary Brown
hells to the yeah
if it will let me!
i got booted out
Phil Sansotta
If you ever get a chance, look up total recall commentary with arnold schwarsenagger ( totally spelled it wrong) it's awesome because he just narrates the whole time.
RyanMary Brown
really?
that sounds funy
PHIL! Your page is a pos, it won't let me do anything
Phil Sansotta
i'm dying right now. i dont know what pos means. oh wait, piece o shit. ouch.
RyanMary Brown
there you go
good boy
Phil Sansotta
are you guys coming down for christmas?
RyanMary Brown
nope
out of vacation days
Phil Sansotta
when will i see you guys then?
RyanMary Brown
who knows...
Phil Sansotta
I txtd mom to see what the plan was, but she's none responsive.
RyanMary Brown
we will probably only back if someone gets married or dies
Phil Sansotta
I died
RyanMary Brown
brandi is supposed to have a reception during the summer, so we'll come back for that
yeah, I tried to call her yesterday, no answered
doesn't count, it can't be a metaphorical death
did you know brandi eloped?
her and john got married in a tattoo shopped
ok, I think I tagged you
I couldn't figure out how to post to your page successfully
Phil Sansotta
mom got her hair cut and told annie a couple days ago. good for her, brandi I mean.
RyanMary Brown
so I posted it to mind and trid to tag you
Phil Sansotta
i'm dead...inside.
RyanMary Brown
not really, pretty sure your internal organs are still working
this has to be a physical death
Phil Sansotta
gtfo. I just laughed so hard to this video you posted. i'm crying. this was happy time for me. I just savagely molested ryan.
RyanMary Brown
phil, if you do die, I will show this at your funeral so that we can all remember what a truly amazing human being you were
I will also create another video where I put your head on a griffin and it rises out of your corpse and flies up to heaven and then Jesus jumps on your back and you guys fly around killiing all the terrorist with laser guns
Phil Sansotta
Hahaha yes! I look like a tool in your fedora tho, don't superimpose that on the griffins body. can i ride the back of a pegasus while jesus rides me?
RyanMary Brown
people might find that sacraligious
mine is in good taste still, I think Papu would cry
Phil Sansotta
haha, I'm taking him with me. bijou will be like attreyou from the never ending story and will ride!
RyanMary Brown
oh bijou, till we meet again!
I have this friend who thinks you are so hot, and always asks about you
which I always have to remind her you are married
well anyway, she emailed me and was like, who is the hotty with Ryan?!!!!
and I had to write her back and be like, still my brother...
Phil Sansotta
haha who? sure i'm conventionally pretty.
RyanMary Brown
and she was like, no wonder I thought he was hot!
Phil Sansotta
well I think you're the one who needs to be worried:)
RyanMary Brown
you wouldn't know her
why?
Phil Sansotta
she just a work friend? that's so nice of her, tell her thanks. everyone likes a compliment
RyanMary Brown
we don't look alike Phil
you are not my twin
I will!
a-hole
Phil Sansotta
shut your dirty mouth. you should be honored to share my distinct genetic makeup
RyanMary Brown
dude, I came out first, you share mine
Phil, it's always an honor knowing we habitated the same womb
Phil Sansotta
I know! god mom was a lucky woman
RyanMary Brown
she's lucky we didn't punch our way out
or that a rainbow didn't fucking rip open her stomach so that we could ride out in style
Phil Sansotta
haha bring on the crazy!
RyanMary Brown
it's all I know bro, it's all I know
I thought you were headed to the gym?
Phil Sansotta
I came out with a flying dragon side kick. i blew placenta and after birth all over the mother fucker!
I am, I just got to rapping with my scissa
RyanMary Brown
and that is why they changed your birthing center to a bank, it could never be the same again
THAT'S ME!
Phil Sansotta
they changed it to a bank because I'm money baby!
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