A Message from Mr. Brown: How to Successfully Spend Your Sunday Evening. A real man should instinctively know how to spend his evening, especially the last night before he has to go back to work. First you'll need a Yanmar tractor. Preferably red and a little beat up, '80's edition would be choice! Next, if you could, have a wood pallet delivered that needs your big muscles to distribute would be great. Now, some of this wood might be too large to burn, you are going to need to split it. Pull out your ax and you split that wood like you have never split before. Let the sweat drip down your forehead and let it burst out of your pits. Lastly, pound down your gullet your beer of your choice. Let it quench your thirst and nourish your weak biceps. Let the most manly side of you escape, let the beast emerge, become your most truest self.
And that, my men, is how you spend your evening.
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