My boss told me this story on Monday and I about lost it! she was at the dog park with her black lab Jake. Who, like some dogs, isn't crazy about other dogs. Luckily, he has recently found the joys of playing with tennis balls. This is great for my boss because she can now distract him from going crazy on other dogs.
While at the dog park a German Shepherd mounted Jake from behind and tried to plant his seed. Jake, naturally, wheeled around and started ferociously barking at the other dog. The dog owner then yelled at Christyn,
D.O.: Hey! Control your dog!
Christyn: Control you dog! He mounted my dog first!
D.O.: Well... He didn't have to react that way.
Christyn: He's a dog...
Then Christyn proceeded to tell me this is what she wished she would have said. Now hold on, before I tell you what she wanted to say let me give you some background. Christyn is 5'10. Her husband is at least 6'6, muscular, and very tan. Christyn wanted to say, "Why don't I have my husband mount you from behind and see how you react!"
She is pretty awesome.
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